My friend dared me to seduce the priest

EROTICA

I usually call him Father, but tonight, I’m calling him Daddy.

My friend whispers to me during the sermon, “Your priest is fucking hot. No wonder you come to church every Sunday.”

I blush and hiss, “Dan, we’re in a church. You can’t curse, and you can’t lust after the priest.” But I’ve definitely lusted after Father Michael. Just a week ago, I woke up in the middle of the night with drenched panties because I had a very vivid dream about making Father Michael break his chastity vows.

“I dare you to seduce him.”

I widen my eyes. “What?”

“You heard me.”

I bite my lip. See, Dan and I started playing this game after we became friends in college. We’re both terrible people with big sexual appetites and nearly nonexistent morals, so for our own amusement, we’ve dared each other to seduce strangers, professors, husbands, wives, etc.

Most of the time, because we’re both conventionally very attractive and our targets don’t tend to have strong morals either, we’re successful in our seduction attempts.

However, seducing a priest? Even my morally corrupt ass is hesitant to do it.

“Won’t I go to hell for making a priest break his vows?” I ask.

My friend snorts. “Girl, you’ve wrecked at least 5 marriages. You’re already going to hell.” He winks. “But I’m going there too, so at least you won’t be alone as Satan burns our asses for all of eternity.”

I look at Father Michael. He truly is a good-looking male specimen. I could see him being on the cover of a cowboy romance novel.

God, how I would love to ride him like a horse.

“Okay, fine,” I whisper.

He rolls his eyes. “Don’t act like fucking that fine man would be a chore.”

An old woman in front of us turns around and glares at us. “May you please keep it down? This is a house of God.”

“Sorry,” Dan and I say, absolutely not meaning it.

After mass is over, my friend practically pushes me toward the front of the church.

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